Humorous headlines

I found these funny headlines and thought I share them.

Red wine could help slow dementia onset (but you'd have to drink 1,000 bottles a day)

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/red-wine-could-help-slow-dementia-onset-but-youd-have-to-drink-1000-bottles-a-day-10498719.html

Universal urination duration wins Ig Nobel prize 

http://nation.com.pk/snippets/20-Sep-2015/universal-urination-duration-wins-ig-nobel-prize

Sun Zse's top strategy

Jack told me he had been reading Sun Zse's Art of War during his commute, and "so far, it's pretty boring."

I said: "Well, I haven't read the Art of War, but I know Sun Zse had thirty six strategies. Do you know what was his top strategy?"

Jack: "No."

I laughed and said: "Run away!"