Bossy girl, naggy wife

We made Japanese curry tonight. I cut the veggies we already have and waited for Jack to get more mushrooms from the store. 

Jack got home with the mushrooms, and found me doing foam roller in the living room. I went to the kitchen with him, and watched him take the button mushrooms out of the bag. 

Y: these mushrooms need to be washed.

J: I wasn't born yesterday!

Y: haha,"I'm not leaving the cage."

I picked up the piece of jalapeño on the counter and said: this piece of pepper needs major surgery. 

J: I know that. Go back and do your yoga.

Y: OK.

I almost forgot that we have been living together for over 10 years now, and my man is well trained.