Irked

I usually don't wear any clothing with lace. Jack used to say: "Lace doesn't do anything to me."

This one day, I put on a pink lace blouse and I asked Jack what he thought. He took a look and said: "What's the function and purpose of lace?"

I smiled, and continued for him: "It irks me, I'm irked!"

We both laughed.

I forgot which movie I quoted this from, and Jack reminded me it was the man with one green eye in Bolt.